I remembered who requested this because there is only one person that would request these two in a oneshot.....
Enjoy your emo and your nerd. I'll be sending an Aster Phoenix blurb your way soon. Probably Proshipping.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
"Well, you can't add two and two to save your life!" Bastion yelled.
"Yes I can, it's four! About the amount of duels you've won in your life!" Chazz shot back.
You rubbed your temples. The two boys were at it again, but you made no move to stop them. You couldn't, really, because someone decided to sneak up behind you and hold onto you.
"How long has it been going on this time?" Atticus whispered.
"About fifteen minutes," you replied.
"WELL I'M IN OBELISK BLUE! BEAT THAT, RA YELLOWBELLY!" Chazz screamed.
"I ALMOST SWITCHED DORMS WITH YOU ONCE!" Bastion screamed back.
Atticus sighed. "You can stop them now. They're going to lose their voices."
Indeed, by the time you yanked your British boyfriend away by the ear, he was hoarse from screeching insults at Chazz.
"I hate him I hate him I hate him," he rasped angrily.
You sighed and took Bastion back to the dorm, putting him in his bed and heating up some chicken broth. "Why don't you just admit that you like him, as well as me? It would be easier on all of us."
"Because-" Bastion stopped to cough for a few seconds "-he'll never like me back. Face it, Y/n, I'm doomed!"
"No, no you're not," you said, opening the door to reveal a blushing Chazz.
Instantly, the ravenette tried to run but you caught his arm. "Eavesdropping, Chazz? How you've stooped," you said, smirking. "Get in here." You dragged him back into the dorm room and shoved him so he fell onto Bastion, who coughed in protest.
"Don't be shy, Bassy," you told the Ra. "Tell Chazz how you feel."
Bastion blushed and looked off to one side. Chazz glared both of you down and then, without warning, stood and yanked you into the bed with him and Bastion.
"Chazz!" you exclaimed. "Dude!"
Chazz wrapped his arms around you and murmured, "Did Bastion save any of the chicken broth? My throat hurts."
"Maybe if you two wouldn't get into screaming matches all the time, I wouldn't need to make Bastion chicken broth," you pointed out, reaching over to stroked Bastion's hair lightly.
Bastion sighed. "She's right," he mumbled. "We do fight too much."
You buried yourself under his jacket so you'd be warm, and then jokingly said, "Now I'm all comfortable, and I've trapped Bastion. Chazz, be a dear and please get the chicken broth out of the microwave."
Chazz grumbled about couples for a minute before getting up and getting the broth, bringing it back. Surprisingly, he spooned about half of it into Bastion's mouth before downing the rest of it himself.
"That was cute," you whispered, setting your head on Bastion's shoulder.
"We'll stop fighting for you, Y/n," Bastion said with a smile, kissing the top of your head. You grinned widely and leaned up to kiss him as well.
"Love you, Bassy," you whispered, curling even closer to him.
Chazz laid down and hugged both of you, kissing your cheek. "Can we all go to sleep? The Chazz is tired."
You laughed at Chazz's self-made nickname and closed your eyes, drifting off peacefully in the boys' arms.
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Yu-Gi-Oh! (DM, GX, 5D's, Arc-V) X Reader Oneshots (REQUESTS CLOSED)
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