Yu-Gi-Oh! (DM, GX, 5D's, Arc-V) X Reader Oneshots (REQUESTS CLOSED)

Chazz Princeton X Neko!Reader- Love Potion Fail

Chazz: Oh hell no.

Aly: Unfortunately-

Jaden: HELL YES CHAZZ, SHE WAS GOING TO SAY HELL YES.

Chazz: Zip it slacker, before I make you zip it!

Ari: *draws inappropriate Rivalshipping fanart*

JJ: *giggles*

Chloe: Oh hell no.

Aly: CHLOE REBECCA IF YOU SO MUCH AS THINK THAT WORD EVER AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE KAIBA WRITES YOU OUT OF HIS WILL!

Chazz: Again, louder this time- OH HELL NO!!!!!! I REFUSE TO-

Aly: Hear that fangirls? We may have to do something about this....

Fangirls: *outside door* CHAZZY!!!!!

Aly: Ima open this door unless you participate in the writing of this.

Chazz: *gulps* O-kay then, okay.

Aly: Good that. Now, you cranked up shanks, let's get to writing this. (OMG Maze Runner)

Chazz: Could you please reiterate that in English?

JJ: She can in moron, considering that's the only language you speak.

Chazz: *vein starts pulsing*

Aly: *quickly starts*

Summary: Chazz accidentally gives Reader the wrong drink at lunch! His messed-up attempt at a love potion for Alexis ends up being a potion to make someone go neko. And Reader ends up the victim!

Warnings: Fluff?

Chazz's POV:

Done! My love potion for Alexis is finally done!

After months and months of work (okay maybe two hour shift) I'm done!

So I ground up the chocolate, sprinkled in the cinnamon, and added the applesauce. Then I (ouch) put a drop of my blood in. (Worth it!)

The book's instructions: Add in three cups of unground chocolate chips. Whoops.

Eh, it'll be fine.

Right?

-two hours later-

I flopped down at the lunch table. "Hey Chazz!" a not-really-friendly voice called.

"Hi Jaden," I muttered, concentrating on a spot directly above the head of a Slifer girl, Y/n I think. She's a good duelist but turned down the offer to be an Obelisk. Shame, she's cool. I guess. A lot of boys like her, but she always tells them she likes someone else. 

Which leads me to wonder, who? I mean, I know I shouldn't be butting into her personal business but, being the Chazz, if I knew, and it was someone I was connected with, I could help her out.

Just saying.

"Chazz? Chazz? Earth to Chazz? Are you gonna eat that fried shrimp? Cause if not-"

"I'm not hungry, you can have it," I muttered.

Jaden instantly snatched my plate. The h/c girl laughed. "Jaden, you're so funny!"

Jaden smiled. "Hey, you look thirsty, Y/n! How much did you duel today?"

Y/n smiled. "A bit, I mean, I beat Sy, and Chumley, and Zane-"

"Well if ya dueled Zane, you'd need a drink!" Jaden exclaimed. He grabbed a glass off the table and handed it to the h/c haired Slifer.