Yu-Gi-Oh! (DM, GX, 5D's, Arc-V) X Reader Oneshots (REQUESTS CLOSED)

Joey Wheeler X Reader Lemon

For LighingQueen :)

Yugi sighed in disgust. "Joey, are you paying attention?"

Joey flinched and jolted himself awake. "Nyeh, what Yug?"

Yugi took in a deep breath. "I was just explaining what Pot of Greed does."

"Yug, you know full well that no one knows what Pot of Greed does!" Joey exclaimed. "Come on, dude. You're supposed ta be the King of Games!"

"You do realize that Pot of Greed just allows you to draw two cards," Yugi said, crossing his arms.

Joey shook his head. "Yug, the card description is just too-"

"Hey boys!" a girl's voice called. You sauntered down into the game shop basement and sat down next to Joey, giving him a quick kiss on the cheek. "Playing Duel Monsters?"

"Nooooo," Joey said sarcastically. "I'm giving Yugi lessons on Brooklyn dialect." He returned the kiss, smiling.

"Hi, Y/n," Yugi said, tossing three copies of Pot of Greed onto the table. "I was just clarifying Pot of Greed's effect for Joey."

You shook your head. "Yugi, you do realize no one will ever know what Pot of Greed does, right?"

Yugi gave you a strange look. "Am I the only one who actuallly knows what Pot of Greed does?"

Your Brooklyn boyfriend and you shared a confused look. Finally, Joey said, "It's like he's speakin' a different language!"

Yugi threw up his hands. "I'm going to go help Grandpa with the customers. You two take a look at those cards and have an answer for me when I get back."

Joey nodded, staring off into space. "Sure. Because we can figure out Pot of Greed in less time than it took Kaiba to reassemble the Millenium Puzzle in that newer movie!"

"Yeah, that took about five hours," you added.

Yugi rolled his eyes and walked to the stairs, shutting the door behind him. The instant his footsteps faded, Joey exhaled. "Can't believe he bought it."

"I mean, it's so obvious what Pot of Greed does," you replied. "You draw two cards. Simple. You know, if you wanted time with me, you could have just come over to my place."

Joey shivered. "And deal with your doucheface older brother? Hell no."

"It's unfair of Seto, really," you mused. "He never gave you a chance until we started dating. Now he's giving you a chance, but not any kudos."

"Good riddance, too, Joey said, running his hands through his hair. "I don't care what he thinks of me so long as your opinion remains untarnished."

You smiled and covered his hand with your own, replacing his fingers in his hair with yours. "I missed you greatly during my vacation."

"You called me every day!" Joey exclaimed. "How did you still miss me?"

Running your fingers down his neck and onto his shoulders, you pulled him close and grinned. "I didn't have to miss your voice, but I missed your warm, comforting embrace."

Joey blushed. "Aw, Y/n!"

"And then Seto overloaded me with work for three more days!" you whined, climbing over so you were sitting in his lap. "I barely found time to text you."

He smiled and set his hands on your waist. "Well, you're back now, and here's an embrace for you." His arms wrapped around you and he held you tightly. "I love ya, Y/n."

You kissed his cheek, moving your arms so they were around his neck. "I love you too, Joey."

"Do you know what else I missed?" Joey asked, shifting so he was completely under you, your legs on either side of his hips.

"What did you miss?" you giggled, moving his hands to settle on your hips.

"Our stolen time together," Joey whispered, squeezing lightly. 

You squeaked in surprise, jumping a little. "Joey!"

Joey kissed your cheek, pulling you as close as possible. "How long do you think it'll be before Yugi comes back down?"

"Enough time," you whispered, smirking at the thought.

Joey slid a hand up your shirt, touching the elastic of your bra with a gentle hand. You wriggled the shirt over your head, tossing it to the side. Quickly, you did the same for Joey, adding his shirt and your socks and pants to the pile.

Without hesitation, Joey slid off his own pants and socks, unclipping your bra as well. "Argh, I can never get dis thing undone!" he complained, pulling you closer so he could tug off the garment.

"Well, that's your own fault, silly, I could do it myself," you joked, kissing him. Joey chuckled and pushed you back.

"Y/n," he breathed against your skin, inhaling your scent as he disposed of your last articles of clothing.

You instantly wrapped your legs around his waist, pushing him into you. He groaned and grabbed your hips, letting you adjust a little before thrusting harshly.

"J-Joey," you panted, moaning slightly. Joey smiled at your reaction and continued. "J-Joey, it feels...... so good!"

"Y......./n!" Joey drawled, intoxicated by your voice and the intense pleasure. His movements became even faster, hands locked tightly on your hips. He squeezed lightly, causing you to mewl happily.

"Oh, Joey!" you cried. "I'm- Joey!" You gripped his shoulders and tightened your legs around him, reaching your climax and spiraling back down.

Joey quickly followed, collapsing on top of you. It took a while for you to regain your breath, but the instant you and Joey started moving-

"SWEET JUMPING SARCOPHAGUS!" a deep (sexy) voice exclaimed.

You looked up and saw Yami standing in the door, eyes wide. "Joey! Y/n!"

"Yami!" Joey exclaimed. "We were just..... ah......."

Yami shook his head. "I completely understand, Joey. In my days-"

"NUUUUUUUUU!" you and Joey both screamed, diving for your clothes. "DON'T SAY IT!"

"-we could have sex wherever we wanted."

"Pharaoh, that's gotta be a- HOLY SHIT!" Yugi screamed, dropping the tray of snacks he was holding. "JOEY, DID YOU AND Y/N SCREW EACH OTHER ON THIS COUCH? I SIT ON THAT!"

Grandpa appeared in the doorway and yelled, "OH NELLY!" then proceeded to have a heart attack.

Seto poked his head in the window. "I'm surprised, Wheeler, you got laid. Congrats. WAIT IS THAT MY SISTER?"

The author then realized that this oneshot is trash and she should stop writing in the middle of the night. Yeesh.