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  • Mistaken For A Guy by Porshford
    Porshford
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    Having to bear a name that resembles that of a guy when in actual fact you're not one has its own effects. Sam Lewis had to go through that and she ended up getting admission to an all boys' school. But she's a girl! Worst part is that the school is STRICTLY boarding. How was Sam gonna go through without anyone getting suspicious of her gender??
  • The Boy In the Basement (Completed) by alyse5363
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    Bailey Davis has been dragged into babysitting three little troublemakers every Friday for the rest of the year by none other than her mother. But what she soon discovers is not only will she be spending lots of down time with the kids, but another royal pain that happens to live right down the stairs... Who is that, you ask? Jaxon Bennett: a charming, arrogant, and ridiculously hot bad boy. What will happen during this extreme trial of Baileys patience? Prepare to be surprised.
  • AFTER THE RAIN (Bonus edition) by JoWatson_101
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    Some opposites attract; some rip each others clothes off. Stormy-Rain and Marcus are polar opposites: she's a free-spirited, Tarot card reading, rainbow-haired hippie; he wears a suit and tie, and over-shines his already too-shiny shoes. She believes in ancient aliens, crystal healing and auras; he's governed by law and logic, and doesn't believe in Fate. But Fate believes in them...So what happens when their worlds collide and disaster strikes? When they're thrown together under strange circumstances and embark on an epic road trip to catch a plane to a wedding a long way from home? The clock is ticking...and they are seriously ticking each other off. But they're about to discover just how thin the line is between love and hate.
  • 𝐇𝐈𝐒  𝐁𝐎𝐎❤︎ by heknowimtoxic
    heknowimtoxic
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    when two quiet strangers meet through a loud friend group will they click?
  • 𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙮 ⌖ ᴹᵉᶜʰᵃᵐᵃᵗᵒ by -MUNCHKINNIE
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    ❝She's kind of mean to us but she's a nice person, she just doesn't want to show it.❞ → When his cousin moved in, Pian knew she wouldn't like his friends at all. He tried several times to get them out of her way. But alas, they remained insistent on getting close to her. Especially a mischievous armored hero who knows nothing except to tease and get on her nerves for who knows what. Amato x Female! Reader 𝐌𝐄𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐎 © -MUNCHKINNIE 2024 𝘋𝘐𝘚𝘊𝘓𝘈𝘐𝘔𝘌𝘙: I do not own Mechamato, all rights go to Monsta. The illustration belongs to @aratunnn on instagram.
  • The Babysitters by shhhhhhreya
    shhhhhhreya
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    A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY #1 IN HUMOR "SATAN!" Gabby grinned, out of the blue. "Dude, why on earth will you find us a ship name? That too SATAN?" I complained, while Jenny slapped her forehead. * Rebellious, fierce, and outspoken. Samantha Harris is everything you could ask for in a girl. There is nothing stereotypical about her. First benches are not her thing, the last time she topped her exams was years back in her dreams, and she is definitely not a queen-bee. Outcast is what describes her the best. Warning : Do not cuss in front of her. She hates it with a passion. Now meet Trystan Ryder. Suave, charming, narcissistic, flirty - he is everything Samantha hates in a boy. Social rader begins with him. With a smile that can kill a million, he exactly knows how to win hearts. Warning : He cusses a lot. Have you ever wondered what will happen if you are interlocked with a person you just cannot tolerate to do a job? And not just any job, but a babysitting one, to be specific? A lot of chaos, right? That's what happens when Samantha and Trystan are compiled to babysit a three month old. Spending four hours together they do a lot of things - almost burn the owners kitchen, stalk his girlfriends, and lose the baby in WalMart. Wait? Did you expect something more romantic? Well, there is a reason their ship name is SATAN.
  • And He Still Didn't Fire Me  by TheFoxSaysHi
    TheFoxSaysHi
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    "Your resume says your main achievement is... finishing a rubber before losing it because you are awesome." "Yep!" "Your personality type says you are... sassy, hot and cool (more than anyone here) at the same time because you are awesome? That's a challenge." He smirked as he raised his perfect eyebrow. I nodded dumbly. And then I heard him mumbling," Never knew a Smurfs' T shirt was that hot with red pants..." "Your special education says... you were in Hogwarts?" His eyes opened wide. "Yo!" "And your interests says you want to go home and watch Ironman because you didn't want to apply for this job anyway and you are forced..." "You got me right boy!" I pointed at him with my finger. But then he said the three words I never expected to hear. "You're hired, hobo."
  • Library Boy by yumyumcheeks
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    "Can I have your number?" "No." "Then at least tell me your name." "Never! I want nothing to do with you. And you think I'd tell you my name? You must be dreaming." - Serena went to the library for silence, not a stubborn man who refuses to leave her alone. One accidental encounter turns into a series of unwanted meetings with a charming, irritating stranger who seems far too interested in her. What begins as annoyance slowly transforms into something neither of them planned. He calls it fate. She calls it a mistake. But the more she runs, the closer he gets. #comedy #romance #funny
  • Knowing You by dani_alyse
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    Finding You Series - Book 2 "Oh, so you're Scott's girl," he says with dark humor. Hunter doesn't respond, but his grip on my hand tightens as the boy lets out a short laugh. "Well, this just got a hell of a lot more fun," he continues, looking at Hunter, who's anger is now hanging by just a thread. He looks me up and down one more time, before walking away, leaving me feeling violated and incredibly confused. Who the hell was that? And how does he know Hunter?" *** It's senior year, and Hunter and Mia are back to school, back together, and stronger now than ever before. But staying that way becomes increasingly difficult when they both have to make important decisions about their future which threatens to put a strain on their relationship. On top of all that, Hunter's former high school merges with Northwest Academy, causing old mistakes and old enemies to resurface, and it soon becomes apparent that Mia might not know as much about him as she thinks. What happens when Hunter's past comes back to haunt him? And by association, Mia? Can the boy who once saved her from her world, protect her from his? Even he's not sure, but he's sure as hell going to try.
  • The Hashiras' Night Out | Demon Slayer by Austia_Lune
    Austia_Lune
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    The Hashira spend a celebratory night at an inn. A chaotic night filled with drunken antics, spontaneous singing, and inescapable affection! Cover art by YAGNE1236 https://x.com/YAGNE1236
  • WEDLOCK by chimerascribler
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    ketika is 19 years old turning to 20. She is from an upper-middle class south indian girl. With easy going girl character. yashwanth is 24 years old turning to 25. He is a billionaire class north indian boy. With bossy boy character. what happens when this two from different socities is put together in a wedlock? P.S: this story has no connection with the cover picture's series nor 2states novel or movie
  • 24 HOURS✅ by Ferdeausee_
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    Copyright© 2019. All rights reserved. A SHORT STORY! Completed. Siddiqah Hameed Barau has been looking forth to this day ever since she met him. Ammar and she met at the University, and like any typical cliche story it was love at first sight. Or so they thought. They made a promise to one day get married and spend the rest of their lives together. But, there's one problem! Their families are sworn enemies. Even with that, they made a mutual agreement to put aside their differences for these two. What will happen when the big day is finally here? There's going to be a hell lot of humour, sadness, happiness, tears, anger and betrayal. Will they end up still married at the end of the day or will destiny change and make their marriage end in divorce? . Inspired by The Wedding Party . By Ferdeausee.
  • I Didn't Ask For A Bodyguard! by luckistarz
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    "When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell: 'I WANTED SUSHI DAMMIT!" ~~ Aria has hemophilia. That means if she loses blood that's... Not a really good thing, because she'll bleed more than a regular person does. Which isn't a really nice thought, but now that she has potential gunmen after her, she's really running out of nice thoughts. She's the sole survivor of an incident and with no other option (well, actually, there was an option of changing her name to Helga and living the rest of her life on a goat farm but that wasn't really appealing) she's left to live with her cranky grandparents and a bodyguard who's far too good looking to be real, like, seriously. How is this her life? © 2012- 2015 by luckistarz. All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior permission from luckistarz.
  • The Last Lightbender The Last Airbender fan-fic Book One (Completed) by LongingForYesterday
    LongingForYesterday
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    Lightbending. It's only the greatest element, and one girl seems to conquer it. She finds out about her past, and what she can do with that element. It's considered the one thing that Avatar's need, but will she bring back peace, and balance to the world? Can she teach Aang? Will her and Zuko be friends? Will she defeat Ozai? Will she go back home with Jet?
  • Falling for my Husband by TheCrazyFangirl26
    TheCrazyFangirl26
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    She is sweet and kind. He is rude and arrogant. She loves talking. He finds solace in silence. She is clumsy and fun loving. He is cold and reserved. She is beautiful. He is ruggedly handsome. She is his princess. He is her devil. Kiara Sharma and Arjun Singhania are two opposite ends of a pole. Bound together by a marriage contract, these two hate each other. Or at least they think they do. Two very different people under the same roof- Chaos are bound to happen. Let's see if they survive this or end up killing each other. Seems like the devil has finally found his match and that too in the form of an angel. A story where the devil finally meets his angel.
  • Courtesy of Shadows 🤍🌿  by By_yune
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    ✨Courtesy of shadows ✨🌿🤍 Seventeen-year-old Aarvi has mastered the art of silence. Calm, detached, and colder than the frost she carries within, Aarvi has built walls around her heart that no one dares to cross. But life takes an unexpected turn when her mother marries into the powerful Rathore family-a clan as influential as they are intimidating. Refusing to live under their roof, Aarvi sets her own rules, shocking everyone with her unyielding resolve. The Rathore brothers, used to control and obedience, suddenly find themselves intrigued-and infuriated-by this mysterious girl who refuses to bend. But Aarvi has secrets of her own. By day, she's just another student preparing for her final year of school. By night, she's the enigmatic CEO of Solitude, balancing a life no one in her family knows about. And when her secret world collides with her new reality, the Rathores may discover that Aarvi is far more than the quiet, indifferent girl they thought she was. Will Aarvi's icy heart survive the heat of the Rathore household-or will this be the beginning of a storm no one can control?. "They think I'm a puzzle to solve-too bad I'm the game they'll never win." By_yune. 💗🤍🌿💌
  • The Contract Marriage (Complete) by ShaanaG
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    #Book 1 #3 in humor on 13.5.18 #33 in romance on 03.04.17 Started on : 5th december 2015 Ended on: 14th february 2017 Teresa Scarlet is witty, pretty and very very rich. Thanks to her dad she has lots of money but our protagonist wants love, not money. Unfortunately she's getting married to a rich boy who doesn't even look at her properly and before their engagement he announces their marriage as a contract?! What else? He's cold, rude, arrogant and a big jerk who on the very next day of their marriage throws her out of his car in the midnight in the middle of nowhere?! *** Ryouma Carlton, young business man,rich, handsome and a totally perfect guy. His family moved to the States, when he was 12, and now they're back to their homeland. But as soon as they returned, his world came crashing down when his parents blackmailed him to get married with a girl he met just few days ago. WHAT? When he married her,he thought he's got a submissive wife but he is in for a surprise! Join on the ride filled with love, hatred and lots of humor!
  • Trouble In Paradise? by ThatOneAuthor101
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    After battling with a life threatening disease, Stephanie finally got the all clear on her health. She was free to live her life. She is starting a new school at the start of the year, planning to just finish high school with no problems. But then a certain asshole and his friends come barging into her life and she is thrown into a world of chaos. *Added to @humour's 'Young.Dumb.Full Of Fun!' reading list 8/8/2018* * Reached #1 on Humor's official hot list 1/1/2020*
  • How to Fall in Love ✔ by roastedpiglet
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    They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution.
  • Death Is My BFF (Book 1 Original Series) by katrocks247
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    Watty Award Winner 2011) *ORIGINAL SERIES* This is the first book of the Original Death Is My BFF Series, which won the Watty Awards in 2011! *** Death came knocking at her door. Well actually, he pounded. Faith Williams has always been a little odd, but never before did she think she was one of a kind. Enter Death, the legendary, sadistic, and irresistible Grim Reaper who sparred Faith's life when she was a child. The more she tries to resist him, the more he's popping up in her life and turning it entirely upside down. Death is dangerous with a dark past and a thirst for revenge, and Faith Williams is slowly becoming unable to resist his power over her. Who is the man under the hood? What does he want with her? Most importantly, why the hell does he have a name for his scythe? ** This is the FIRST of the DIMBFF series. *** Fan Made Book Cover uses image from = michellemonique on Deviantart.com! http://michellemonique.deviantart.com/ MY WRITING PAGE! Please join! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kat-aka-katrocks247-from-Wattpad/208740202517075