I'm a refugee from Hollywood where I worked for 10 years. The last position I held was in accounting at the Jim Henson Company where I once puppeteered a chicken in the closing scene in Muppet Treasure Island. Not sure why they never asked me back!

Since the demise of my blossoming puppetry career, I focus all my creative energy on creating romantic, fun stories.

Very excited about PRINCE CHARMING MUST DIE, which I've written for the Paid Stories Program. It's a story of revenge, murder, betrayal, and unicorns. I guarantee you've never read anything like it before!

Hope you enjoy MY CRAZY HOT INTERSTELLAR AFFAIR, now part of Wattpad's Paid Story program. It's a sexy, otherworldly tale of a young Hollywood accountant, Andie Bank, who gets mixed up with an alien conspiracy to take over Hollywood. Andie lands a job working for the aliens. Her new boss is incredibly hot, but unfortunately, he wants to abduct her best friend!

My Watty-winning story MERMAIDS AND THE VAMPIRES WHO LOVE THEM, is a tale of true love between a plucky mermaid and an attractive yet annoying vampire. It is a literal "fish out of water" tale & contains plenty of magic, comedy, evil villains, and epic kissing!

MERMAIDS AND THE VAMPIRES WHO LOVE THEM is a CHAPTERS Game! I'm excited for you to play!

The MERMAIDS AND THE VAMPIRES WHO LOVE THEM audiobook, published by Hachette, is available for purchase! Click here to order! http://adbl.co/2yuKBkg

I'm proud to be a member of the Wattpad Stars program (I feel so sparkly!)

To date I've never been abducted by sexy aliens. But I haven't given up hope!

NO READ REQUESTS right now. Anyone requesting a read will be immediately exsanguinated. ❤️

I answer DM's as long as they meet these criteria:
1. Don't call me DEAR
2. Tell me what you want. Don't just say "hi"
3. Don't send me a story link
4. Be polite

Find me:

Twitter: https://twitter.com/debragoelz
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DebraGoelz
Instagram: @debragoelz
  • California, USA
  • JoinedApril 19, 2014

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BrittanieCharmintine BrittanieCharmintine Jul 07, 2020 07:06PM
HI Everyone!I just posted a new chapter of PRINCE CHARMING MUST DIE—The Flying Horned Horses of the Apocalypse.Ashley's wicked stepsister is preparing to become the princess of all the seven realms...
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