Funny Stories

Olivia Bennett knows the rules of sports journalism - never get too close to the players you cover. As a reporter for the San Jose Sharks, she's built her career on professionalism. Too bad the internet is convinced she's secretly dating rookie star Macklin Celebrini. For two years, their interviews, inside jokes, and viral moments have had fans rooting for them. In reality, they're just friends. At least... that's what they keep telling everyone.

Running away from their jobs as camp counselors, Ellie and Seb embark on a road trip with unexpected turns en route to their destination - New York. ***** Camp Raukawee was meant to be where Ellie Morrison and Sebastian Lee spent their summer working as camp counselors, but they've had enough. Escaping in the middle of the night, the friends hatch a crazy plan to make their way to New York to visit Ellie's dad, who she hasn't seen since he moved five years ago. Along the way, however, a series of cities and events have the pair not only questioning their individual futures, but wondering what will happen to the growing spark between them as the countdown to adulthood begins. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

When the golden boy of India falls for the girl he is going to marry. He understands the meaning of love. Dive into the story to see slow burn romance.

"Marry me," he said. And just like that, my life became a rom-com gone wrong. Kaushiki Rajput-clumsy, loud-mouthed, and hopelessly optimistic-never expected her first encounter with Dr. Ashwin Rawat to involve publicly accusing him of child neglect. But when she sees a little girl crying while he's on a call, she doesn't hesitate to intervene. Turns out? The "victim" is his spoiled niece, and the "villain" is her new professor-a man so cold, students whisper he's part time machine. Ashwin doesn't tolerate nonsense, especially not from a walking disaster like Kaushiki. But when a scandal erupts-a leaked photo, university rumors, and a disciplinary committee ready to ruin them both-he shocks her with a solution: a fake marriage.No feelings. No attachments. Just a piece of paper to save his career and her degree. Too bad love doesn't follow contracts. Between meddling families (his cousins are way too invested), late-night study sessions that turn into something more, and Ashwin's terrifying realization that he likes her chaos, their carefully planned arrangement starts to feel dangerously real. But can a relationship built on a lie survive the truth?

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

When a mysterious killer started wiping out the city's prettiest, meanest, most scandalous girls, Eleo thinks she's safe. She's none of those things. She's just a clumsy, overworked college student with zero dating experience. That is, until she does something spectacularly dumb that inevitably put her in his path. Now, instead of living her quiet, peaceful life, she's dealing with: • ‌A ridiculously good-looking serial killer who won't leave her alone. • ‌Death threats that sound suspiciously flirty. And, Eleo's got two options: 1. Find out who the killer is before he "accidentally" falls in love with her. 2. Die. ...And dying sounds 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 inconvenient. 🚨 Not a tutorial. Do NOT attempt.

After a tragic accident that completely changes her life, Annie and her twin brother, Austin, are taken in by the Emersons, a family of seven (drop-dead gorgeous) boys. But Annie never expects to fall for one of the boys...let alone two. "A delicious series of twists and turns." - Grace @ HQ ***** Annie Cassidy has always had a simple life. She lives with her mom, dad, and her twin brother, Austin, in Indiana. She's always been close to each of them; a bond nobody could break until one fatal night when Annie's parents are killed in a head-on collision. She and Austin have no other family nearby and are taken under the wing of their father's best friend, Derek Emerson. They move from their small, comfortable hometown in Indiana, to the giant city of Los Angeles, California. Not only are they shocked to find out that the Emersons are rich--but that they also have seven kids. And they're all boys! As Annie begins to settle in, the last thing she expects is to develop feelings for one of the brothers, let alone two. It's safe to say that her new life in LA is about to get a whole lot more complicated. Content warning: mature scenes, depictions of a car crash, and mentions of grief. [[Word count: 60,000 - 70,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

This book can be read as a stand alone Greyson Blake Rosen-Hower Who doesn't know that name? Everyone with a pulse knows his family. He's blessed with his father's devilish looks and cunning mind. He's already on top of the corporate ladder at a young age without any effort. He also inherits his mother's pure heart. Well, if you dig deeper, I mean more more deeper like Mariana's trench deep. I swear you'll find it. Sunshine McBright is the epitome of happiness and positive energy. Even her name says it all. She's simple minded and detached from reality most of the time. Trying to be happy and making others happy while you are experiencing hardship was so hard but she'd rather die trying than not. They met in a strange way and she captivated Greyson with her quirkiness. Like his father, Greyson believes at love at first sight. They are opposites in every way but Greyson will do anything to leap that gap between them and make Sunshine his. Forever. -excerpt- I was sitting quietly in the middle of Central Park when suddenly a flower appeared on my vision. I looked up and saw a redhead smiling widely at me. My hoodie obscure half of my face so I doesn't know if this strange woman saw my flat expression. "I am sorry. I've been staring at you for a while which I know was totally creepy but I swear I am not. I notice that you look lonely and sad so I picked this flower and hopes that your day will become a little bit lighter." She pushed the flower a little so I was forced to take it. "Huh you're still not happy. Wait please." The redhead run towards a bush that has a sign that clearly said "Don't pick any flowers. Fine $50." After she picked a handful. She runs back to me. "Here." she offered the newly stealed flowers to me. "oh I also have a chocolate bar. do you want one?" The only thing that's running on my mind was who's this strange woman and can I take her home? Another amazing cover from @Regina_Anais!

When a wrong contact is added to a groupchat.

⟡ ───────────────────────── ⟡ 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘/𝐍, 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠, It was survival. Her quirk is a harsh, grinding engine that kept her moving through the streets, protecting her even as it slowly wore her down. 𝐔.𝐀. offers a chance at a normal life, a life away from everything that pained her, a life where she could finally start to learn how to live. But normalcy for someone like her was a fragile illusion.... With every step she takes toward the light, the shadows behind her stretch a little longer; eyes begin to follow, fragments of a buried horror resurface, and the happiness she's building may become the very thing that paints a target on everyone's backs. She wanted to leave the darkness behind, But can she stop it before it takes the people she's only just begun to love? ⟡ ───────────────────────── ⟡ ﹙𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎﹚ ︴𝑨𝒈𝒆𝒅-𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒊 (17) ︴𝑶𝒃𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒊 ︴𝑶𝑷 𝒀/𝑵 - 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔 ︴𝑺𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒈 ︴𝑮𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒕𝒚 𝑨𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒘𝒂 ︴𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒔𝒕 ✦ 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 Originally published on mon, sep 15, 2025 Unpublished due to slight re-writing (starred chapters) art used in cover made by @nxhqt on insta!

Their first meeting? A disaster. An auction in Paris. One look. One insult. And an immediate, mutual decision- i hate that fucker. ᴍᴀᴅᴇʟʏɴ ʟᴀᴜʀᴇɴᴛ-French mafia princess, sharp-tongued, reckless, and impossible to control, has never met a man she couldn't outtalk, outplay, or walk away from. Until him. ᴀᴅʀɪᴀɴᴏ ᴅᴇ ʟᴜᴄᴀ -Italy's future Don, cold, ruthless, and used to getting exactly what he wants, has never met a woman who didn't know her place. And that's about to change. They hated each other at first sight. And second. And third.... Every encounter worse than the last. Every word sharper. Every glance a challenge. So walking away should've been easy. It would have been... If their families hadn't already decided otherwise. Because in their world, love doesn't matter. Power does. And now, bound by a mafia alliance marriage, two enemies are forced into a union neither of them wants. Where hatred simmers, tension burns, and every fight feels a little too close to something dangerously unfamiliar. But being enemies isn't their only problem. The Serbs are watching. Waiting. And more than ready to tear their alliance and their marriage apart. The question isn't whether they'll fall for each other. It's whether they'll survive long enough to figure it out. ʙᴏᴜɴᴅ ʙʏ ᴀʟʟɪᴀɴᴄᴇ, ᴅʀɪᴠᴇɴ ʙʏ ʜᴀᴛᴇ.

Y/n L/n is not your average demigod. In fact he probably shouldn't even exist. But that isn't going to stop him from figuring out just who or what exactly he is. Arriving at Camp Half-blood when he was just six years old with his best friend Annabeth Chase and Older brother figure Luke Castellan, Y/n has always known he was special. He is after all the only person he knows that can manipulate fire. Though he needs a special amulet to do so. Now that Y/n was about to turn twelve years old, he's been having these weird dreams. Dreams of a past he doesn't remember, dreams of a girl calling him his lover, dreams of a cloaked man telling him that he will be found soon. Y/n plans to uncover all of these and put a stop to an ancient evil that is threatening to rise again. And it all starts with helping his new best friend, Percy Jackson, return Zeus his Lightning Bolt. Will Y/n succeed? Or will he just be another hero to succumb to defeat and forgotten in the ashes? Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians nor do I own any characters, aside from Y/n and a few other OCs, all credit goes to Rick Riordan Warning: There is swearing in the book The Lightning Thief ✅ Sea of Monsters ✅ Titans Curse ✅ The Battle of the Labyrinth ✍️ The Last Olympian

The tale of five cousins and their tangled lives. Vardhan Rathore X Nandini Gupta Vardhan, the eldest cousin who think love is not for him is engaged to Nandini, the light in his dark world. Tropes- Arrange marriage Grumpy and sunshine She fell first but he fell harder -------------------------------------------------------------- Yuvaan Rathore X Ridhima Sharma Yuvaan, the second Rathore, who is kind and mature crosses path with his frist love Ridhima again. Tropes - Second Chance -------------------------------------------------------------- Agastya Raghuvanshi X Meera Ahuja Agastya being the playful cousin meets Meera who makes him feel what true love is. Tropes - Flirt X sarcastic Sister's best friend ---------------------------------------------------------------- Aradhna Rajvansh X Abhimaan Singhaniya Aradhna, who never let her walls down for anyone, a silent storm crosses her path with Abhimaan, who loves her like breathing. Tropes Age gap He fell first and harder ---------------------------------------------------------------- Adhira Rajvansh X Vivaan Birla Adhira, the youngest, the bubbly one falls for Vivaan, the one that she claims to be annoying. Tropes Childhood friends Brother's best friend Chaotic couple

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #5 in ironman #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland #10 in funny #6 in scarletwitch #30 in hulk Started | December 19, 2024 Ended | ??

THIS IS FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES ONLY (FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NO INTERNET CONNECTION ALWAYS) NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED CREDIT TO THE RIGHT FULL OWNER Four-year-old Bai Nuo has spent his whole life surviving alone in the apocalypse-cold food, dirty water, and no one to rely on but himself. Then, in a sudden twist, he wakes up in a modern ABO world (a setting where people are categorized as Alpha / Beta / Omega, with social hierarchy and biology shaped around those roles). Here, there are no monsters and no end-of-the-world terror. Food is hot. Water is clean. And for the first time, Bai Nuo has something he's never had before: a family. People tell him the man in front of him is supposed to be his... father. Weak, wary, and desperate not to be rejected, Bai Nuo curls up in the man's arms and whispers, "Dad?" The man is Bai Sheng-the Bai family's infamous Third Young Master, a top-tier alpha known for being brutally strong and merciless. He freezes when he looks down at the child who resembles him. Because the Bai family is a famous elite clan in Ang City: five heirs, all top-tier alphas, all cold-blooded, all fighting for power. Outsiders have long predicted the family will eventually destroy itself from the inside-until a federal raid uncovers an illegal genetic-experiment lab. And Bai Sheng walks out carrying a four-year-old child who shares his blood. In an alpha-dominated world where omegas are rare-especially in a family line that has produced nothing but top-tier alphas for generations-this child is an unprecedented miracle: the Bai family's first and only omega cub. Now, a ruthless dynasty that only understands strength and profit is forced to face something none of them are prepared for: a small, fragile child who just wants to be safe... and loved. Notes from the author (adapted): long, healing, child-growth story with lots of daily-life warmth; romance exists but starts only after adulthood; characters are intentionally imperfect.

කවදාවත් මාව දාලා කොහෙවත් යන්න එපා... එදාට මාව සම්පූර්ණයෙන්ම නැතිවෙලා යයි.....💚 _දිනූ_ ~ නැවත ආවෙමි නුඹ සොයා ~ start - 2025/03/10 End - 2025/08/ 09 𝐑𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢...✍️🌻

Step into a world where speed regins supereme - and speed always brings chaos. It was not everyday that an eighteen year old boy was entrusted with the life of a thirteen year old girl, but Max Verstappen made it happen. He would go to the moon and back for his little princess - without hesitation. 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️ But time does not slow for anyone. As the girl grows into her own, navigating adulthood beneath the blinding lights of Formula One, Max is forced to watch and not intervene. The grid adores her, eyes linger, hearts falter. 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️ Admiration quickly turns into something far more dangerous. How does a man who fears nothing face the reality of watching his little princess be desired by the very world he lives in? What happens when speed, love, protection and fame collide? And in a paddock full of champions and stolen hearts - who will keep her heart safe? OC x F1 Driver Adoption **Chapters 8-18 are being re-edited**

Tengku Aryana Alissa Shah lebih mesra disapa sebagai Syaa. Syaa - Anak kedua kepada Tengku Hayyan Denniz Shah dan Puan Nazliyana. Syaa baru sahaja menamatkan pengajiannya dalam bidang perubatan dan pembedahan di Boston dan kini pulang ke Malaysia. Setelah dipujuk berkali-kali oleh Tengku Hayyan agar bekerja di hospital miliknya, Syaa akhirnya mengalah dan menolak tawaran kerja dari hospital berprestij yang lain. Syaa telah menutup pintu hatinya untuk mencintai seseorang setelah peristiwa 2 tahun lepas, yang berlaku sewaktu dia bercinta ketika belajar dahulu. Namun, pertemuannya dengan seorang lelaki yang dingin dan beku sewaktu dia merawat lelaki itu tempoh hari telah mengubah hatinya. Dia jatuh cinta pandang pertama ke? Lebih parah, mereka selalu terserempak setelah itu, dan lelaki itu membuatkan Syaa tidak keruan. Syaa tidak seperti dirinya sendiri apabila berhadapan dengan lelaki dingin itu. Persoalannya, adakah waktu itu benar-benar kali pertama dia berjumpa dengan lelaki itu? "Kalau Syaa setuju, Han pun setuju," balas Tengku Adrian Darren Han De luca Shah kepada Tengku Arisa Dania. Perkahwinan mereka lebih kepada bercinta selepas nikah. Namun, setelah mereka merasa selesa dan sayang antara satu sama lain, banyak rahsia yang mula terungkai yang mula menggoyahkan hubungan suami isteri itu. Start: 4 September 2024 End: Slow update.

Li Xun, an ordinary man originated from the planet of earth find himself transmigrated into another world out of a sudden, while being transmigrated into a world of fantasy is a dream to many, Li Xun included, however, it turn out the world that he transmigrated into is a world of Cultivation, where being that can raze mountain, split the sea, and shatter the star roaming around without a care to the fate of the weak whom they kill in the millions by accident each day. The young man is already planning to write up his last will when he finds out that he doesn't start his life in this new world from zero. Not only does he have some decent talent in cultivation and a nice family helping him back home, he also has a system transmigrated alongside him. The name of the System is The Ultimate Investment System. From then on, everything changed. "Junior brother, from the look of it, you are just one step away to breaking through the Qi Refining Realm, I happen to have a Spirit Yuan Pill here that can help you guarantee your success!" [Congratulations, Host, for your successful investment, you have gained twenty years worth of closed door cultivation QI!] "My dear friend, I heard that you have been fatally injured by your former ally and have your foundation shattered, thankfully, I have this Grand Dao Dao Golden in my hand, take this, this Pill here would be able to help you restore back your cultivation foundation!" [Congratulations, Host, for your successful investment, you have obtained an Emperor-Grade Weapon!]

හිත් අඩි පැලෙන අධික නිශ්ශබ්ද තාවයට වඩා කන් අඩි පැලෙන දෝංකාරය කොයිතරම් හොදද... ඉතින් පිටතින් නිශ්ශබ්ද අපේ ආදරේ ඇතුලතින් දෝංකාර දෙනවා!!! යුව&අනූ