Funny Stories

"හහ් උබ හිතුවද මම උබට දඩුවම් නොකර ඉදි කියලා.උබට මෙ ගෙදර ඉන්න ඕනෙ නම් ගෙදර වැඩ කරපන්.කාලකණ්ණි මූසලයා.උබෙ අම්මත් මැරුනෙ උබෙ තියෙන කාලකණ්ණිකමට"

කිසිදා නොපැතූ ලෙසින් හදවතට එබිකම් කරන ආදරණීය හදවත් ජීවිතය ලස්සන මාවතකට ගෙන යන්නෙ කිසිවක් බලාපොරොත්තුවෙන් නොව ඒ අමුතු මයාකාරී ආදරය නැමැති හැගීමෙනි...................💕💕💕💕

When Ash learns she is a royal werewolf's mate and the key to breaking his curse, paying her studio rent becomes the least of her problems. ***** When the opportunity of a lifetime presented itself, Ashlyn was quick to catch the first flight to Scotland to photograph the wedding of a prestigious family of Dukes and Duchesses. What she didn't expect was to meet a handsome duke with a dark secret who couldn't seem to keep his eyes off her. Little did she know that her handsome duke is cursed and she is the key to breaking the evil spell that binds him to a witch. Ashlyn's world turns upside-down as she embarks on a life-altering journey where werewolves exist, where dark curses are real, and where she's the mate of a respected alpha - all while being awfully human. Beauty and the Beast takes a royal, howling twist in this epic rom-com novel.

When a mysterious killer started wiping out the city's prettiest, meanest, most scandalous girls, Eleo thinks she's safe. She's none of those things. She's just a clumsy, overworked college student with zero dating experience. That is, until she does something spectacularly dumb that inevitably put her in his path. Now, instead of living her quiet, peaceful life, she's dealing with: • ‌A ridiculously good-looking serial killer who won't leave her alone. • ‌Death threats that sound suspiciously flirty. And, Eleo's got two options: 1. Find out who the killer is before he "accidentally" falls in love with her. 2. Die. ...And dying sounds 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 inconvenient. 🚨 Not a tutorial. Do NOT attempt.

After a tragic accident that completely changes her life, Annie and her twin brother, Austin, are taken in by the Emersons, a family of seven (drop-dead gorgeous) boys. But Annie never expects to fall for one of the boys...let alone two. "A delicious series of twists and turns." - Grace @ HQ ***** Annie Cassidy has always had a simple life. She lives with her mom, dad, and her twin brother, Austin, in Indiana. She's always been close to each of them; a bond nobody could break until one fatal night when Annie's parents are killed in a head-on collision. She and Austin have no other family nearby and are taken under the wing of their father's best friend, Derek Emerson. They move from their small, comfortable hometown in Indiana, to the giant city of Los Angeles, California. Not only are they shocked to find out that the Emersons are rich--but that they also have seven kids. And they're all boys! As Annie begins to settle in, the last thing she expects is to develop feelings for one of the brothers, let alone two. It's safe to say that her new life in LA is about to get a whole lot more complicated. Content warning: mature scenes, depictions of a car crash, and mentions of grief. [[Word count: 60,000 - 70,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

කවදාවත් මාව දාලා කොහෙවත් යන්න එපා... එදාට මාව සම්පූර්ණයෙන්ම නැතිවෙලා යයි.....💚 _දිනූ_ ~ නැවත ආවෙමි නුඹ සොයා ~ start - 2025/03/10 End - 2025/08/ 09 𝐑𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢...✍️🌻

This is a story of one-sided love. Of waiting. Of silence. This is a story of glances that meant everything- and silences that hurt more than rejection. A story of a girl who loved quietly... and a boy who never noticed. A love triangle that you never regret to read. And also a teasing chaotic friend that will light up your mood ..... 💬 Written with heart, pain, and way too many Emotions. ✍🏼 This story is an original work of fiction, written by me - Anna. All characters, plotlines, dialogues, and emotional damage are mine. Do not copy, translate, repost, or steal. This story is protected. Please respect the effort and creativity behind it. Read. Feel. Cry. But don't claim. Thank you for being here. I hope this story lives in your chest for a little while. - Anna 🤍

When struggling romance novelist Yoona accidentally uses the real names of powerful mafia families in her latest book, she doesn't expect anyone to notice. But the Romano Family does and their ruthless, infamously handsome boss, Adrian Romano, shows up at her apartment with a gun and a smirk. Furious at first, Adrian changes his mind after reading Maya's book and discovering she wrote him as the dangerously irresistible hero.

Running away from their jobs as camp counselors, Ellie and Seb embark on a road trip with unexpected turns en route to their destination - New York. ***** Camp Raukawee was meant to be where Ellie Morrison and Sebastian Lee spent their summer working as camp counselors, but they've had enough. Escaping in the middle of the night, the friends hatch a crazy plan to make their way to New York to visit Ellie's dad, who she hasn't seen since he moved five years ago. Along the way, however, a series of cities and events have the pair not only questioning their individual futures, but wondering what will happen to the growing spark between them as the countdown to adulthood begins. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

Aadhya Mehra has been in a long-term, emotionally intense relationship with Ayaan Rathi...Riya's older brother except he has no idea she exists. She knows his favorite café, his hobbies, and yes-that one time he smiled in the background of Riya's story (a life-altering event, thank you very much). She's basically an unpaid historian of Ayaan Rathi's life. And no, it's not stalking. She calls it admiration. Eventually, Aadhya decides she's done. No more imaginary conversations, no more accidental run-in plans, no more being emotionally attached. She's choosing peace. Growth. Stability. This decision lasts exactly two days. Because suddenly, she's attending a wedding-Riya's sister's wedding. And Ayaan is going to be there. Not in photos. Not in stories. Not in her delusions. REAL And somehow, impossibly, offensively-he's even better in person. Walking, talking, smiling like the universe handcrafted him to ruin her life. And just like that, her "I'm over him" era dies a tragic death. Now stuck at the same wedding as the guy she's spent years obsessing over. She has only one goal: ""DO NOT EMBARRASS YOURSELF"" Unfortunately... she can already think of at least a hundred ways she absolutely will.

The very handsome and smart heir of the billionaire company 'Russell Hotels'- Adrien Russell, was generous enough to save a young and beautiful woman from the goons on a stormy night. But little did they know that his kind gesture would change both their lives... For good? Or for bad? What happens when the turn of events lead to an unwanted marriage between the two? How will they survive?

They started as two best friends on a Sugarhill sidewalk. Now, they're a family of four living behind the gates of a fortress. Two teenagers with their DNA. Kairo is the silent protector with his father's eyes; Kiani Imara is the fearless firecracker with her mother's soul. Between high school,the city, and the overprotective "Uncle Squad" watching every move, the Jimenez heirs are proving that the only thing stronger than the legacy is the love that holds them together.

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

⟡ ───────────────────────── ⟡ 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘/𝐍, 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠, It was survival. Her quirk is a harsh, grinding engine that kept her moving through the streets, protecting her even as it slowly wore her down. 𝐔.𝐀. offers a chance at a normal life, a life away from everything that pained her, a life where she could finally start to learn how to live. But normalcy for someone like her was a fragile illusion.... With every step she takes toward the light, the shadows behind her stretch a little longer; eyes begin to follow, fragments of a buried horror resurface, and the happiness she's building may become the very thing that paints a target on everyone's backs. She wanted to leave the darkness behind, But can she stop it before it takes the people she's only just begun to love? ⟡ ───────────────────────── ⟡ ﹙𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎﹚ ︴𝑨𝒈𝒆𝒅-𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒊 (17) ︴𝑶𝒃𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒊 ︴𝑶𝑷 𝒀/𝑵 - 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔 ︴𝑺𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒈 ︴𝑮𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒕𝒚 𝑨𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒘𝒂 ︴𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒔𝒕 ✦ 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 Originally published on Mon, Sep 15, 2025 Unpublished due to slight re-writing (starred chapters) Art used in cover made by @nxhqt on insta!

𝑴𝒆𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆, 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 ♡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ғᴇᴇʟs ʟɪᴋᴇ: Ariella moves to a new school, dreading having to make new friends and the whole idea of leaving her old ones. She bumps into a guy. A guy who she thinks looks good. A guy who she realizes looks familiar. Good familiar. A familiar that could get her into trouble. Tall. Dark hair. Same dark shade eyes. And a smile. The smile that she knew oh so well. Noah. The only guy who matched her competitiveness to a point where she hated his guts. They had grown up together. But growing up together, didn't necessarily mean that they were friends. It didn't even necessarily mean that they liked each other. What happens when both get tangled up together and fall for each other without even noticing? sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ: ᴏᴄᴛᴏʙᴇʀ 2024 ᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ: ᴍᴀʏ 2025 Rankings: 🎖️1 in fun 🎖️4 in friendships 🎖️3 in found family

"Fuck what you heard, you're mine, you're mine Long as you know who you belong to"

Olivia Bennett knows the rules of sports journalism - never get too close to the players you cover. As a reporter for the San Jose Sharks, she's built her career on professionalism. Too bad the internet is convinced she's secretly dating rookie star Macklin Celebrini. For two years, their interviews, inside jokes, and viral moments have had fans rooting for them. In reality, they're just friends. At least... that's what they keep telling everyone.

Tengku Aryana Alissa Shah lebih mesra disapa sebagai Syaa. Syaa - Anak kedua kepada Tengku Hayyan Denniz Shah dan Puan Nazliyana. Syaa baru sahaja menamatkan pengajiannya dalam bidang perubatan dan pembedahan di Boston dan kini pulang ke Malaysia. Setelah dipujuk berkali-kali oleh Tengku Hayyan agar bekerja di hospital miliknya, Syaa akhirnya mengalah dan menolak tawaran kerja dari hospital berprestij yang lain. Syaa telah menutup pintu hatinya untuk mencintai seseorang setelah peristiwa 2 tahun lepas, yang berlaku sewaktu dia bercinta ketika belajar dahulu. Namun, pertemuannya dengan seorang lelaki yang dingin dan beku sewaktu dia merawat lelaki itu tempoh hari telah mengubah hatinya. Dia jatuh cinta pandang pertama ke? Lebih parah, mereka selalu terserempak setelah itu, dan lelaki itu membuatkan Syaa tidak keruan. Syaa tidak seperti dirinya sendiri apabila berhadapan dengan lelaki dingin itu. Persoalannya, adakah waktu itu benar-benar kali pertama dia berjumpa dengan lelaki itu? "Kalau Syaa setuju, Han pun setuju," balas Tengku Adrian Darren Han De luca Shah kepada Tengku Arisa Dania. Perkahwinan mereka lebih kepada bercinta selepas nikah. Namun, setelah mereka merasa selesa dan sayang antara satu sama lain, banyak rahsia yang mula terungkai yang mula menggoyahkan hubungan suami isteri itu. Start: 4 September 2024 End: Slow update.

කවදාහරි තමන්ගේ වයස වගේ දෙගුණයක් වයස පිරිමි කෙනෙක් ගැන කැමැත්තක් හිතුනොත් , 👀 ඒ වගේම ඒ පිරිමි කෙනා තමන්ගෙ හොදම යාලුවාගේ තනිකඩ තාත්තා උනොත් මොකද කරන්නෙ..... 🤭❤ නිදහසේ කියවන්න පුලුවන් වෙනස්ම කතාවක් වෙයි කියලා මන් හිතනවා......

WATSON HAWKS SERIES ~ 1ST WATSON HAWKS BOOK A U R E L I A She's the awkward girl tucked away in the corner quiet, overlooked, carrying secrets no one sees. Beneath her silence, pain, abuse, and a battle with an eating disorder. She's a scholarship at Watsons private academy, to get away from everything. G R E Y S O N He's the hockey captain admired, rich, popular, but lives inside with anger, due to absent parents in his life. He feels alone, hurt, broken. A lifetime pressure against his shoulders When two broken worlds collide, nothing is easy. He pulls her back from the darkness she's slowly involved in, as she becomes the one that kisses his pain away. Together, there is a trance of pain, suffering, and high school. Just two teenagers with pure and true love, as they try to fix each other's broken piece puzzles in them. They figure out that they're not broken, they're saved against each other's love. ------ 02/06/26 1ST in Captain 02/17/26 3RD In Ed 02/24/26 1ST in Scholarship 02/22/26 2ND in Teen romance 03/29/26 1ST in Awkward