Yu-Gi-Oh! (DM, GX, 5D's, Arc-V) X Reader Oneshots (REQUESTS CLOSED)

Jaden X Reader X Jesse Lemon

*repetively bangs head on desktop*

JJ: I told you, the lemons are getting to her.

Jasmine: *sighs* Oh well. At least she's more innocent than Atem and Atticus.

JJ: And probably Yusuke as well.

SOMEONE HELP I THINK I'M DYING OF TOO MUCH CUTENESS

JJ: *sweatdrops* So that's what she's frustrated about? How "cute" Jaden and Jesse are?

Jasmine: No, she's looking at fanart of them.

It's getting in the mood, girls.

Jasmine: *sweatdrops* Our sister is weird.

JJ: Nah, we're all weird. Some of us are Aly-weird, books. Others are JJ-weird, shopping. And the rest are Jasmine-weird, sports.

True, true. I love my sisters.

Jasmine: Not as much as you love

JJ: JADEN AND JESSE!

So many J names! *huggles the boys*

Jaden: What are we writing today?

Jesse: I get the feeling it's another lemon..... *points at title*

Jaden: Oh. What's a lemon?

Jesse: Well, Jaden, when two people love each other very much-

JESSE NO! WE MUSTN'T ALLOW JADEN TO BREED!

Jesse: Nyeh! That was a close one, Aly!

Did we just make an abridged series reference?

Jesse: Yeah, so?

That's against copyright, isn't it?

Jesse: SCREW COPYRIGHT, WE HAVE WAFFLES!

Jaden: We're not waffling around!

*awkward silence*

"Dammit, Jaden, are you kidding me?" you screamed, tossing down your controller. "How are you so good?"

"Future King of Games, Y/n!" he cheered happily, hugging you.

You sighed and hugged your boyfriend back. "Stupid Jaden....."

Jaden laughed. "Hey, let's watch a movie, how bout?"

"Okay, what movie do you wanna watch?" you asked.

He thought for a bit, then snatched a random movie off the shelf and put it in. "Let's just watch whatever!"

You took a look at the movie cover. "Fifty Shades of Grey? Must be about painting."

-one hour later-

"This is not about painting at all," you said, staring at the screen.

"It's ruining me but I can't stop watching it," Jaden replied.

The dorm door opened and Jesse stepped in- it was his room after all. "Hey, what are y'all watchi- OH HOLY RA YOU PICKED 50 SHADES OF GREY?"

"WE THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT PAINTING!" Jaden screamed, holding onto you. You nodded vigorously.

Jesse sat down next to you two and examined the screen. "Well, I can't lie to ya, I like the movie except for the plotless porn. I usually skip that."