Yu-Gi-Oh! (DM, GX, 5D's, Arc-V) X Reader Oneshots (REQUESTS CLOSED)

Duke X Short!Reader- Nickname Battle

Aly: Welcome to the Duke X Short!Rea-

Duke: Yo, ladies! Welcome to the sick chapter of Duke!

Chloe: Written by JJ, whereas the last three were by Aly-chi!

Duke: *trying to peek around JJ/Aly/Chloe's shoulders* *little vein starts pulsing*

JJ: Never tried this, so we'll see how it goes!

Duke: GIRLS! This is MY intro!

Aly: Well, please enjoy!

Duke: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

JJ: Let's begin!

Duke: -HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"And seriously, what is so cool about Dungeon Dice Monsters? It's basically Duel Monsters, but with dice!" I exclaimed.

"Oh, it's on, shorty," Duke Devlin said as he grabbed a few dice from the dispenser.

My cheek muscle jumped, and my e/c eyes flashed. "Do NOT call me shorty, Devlin."

Duke chuckled. "I can call you whatever I want," he gloated.

"No you can't, dice brain!"

"Vertically challenged!"

"Nutcase!"

"Idiot!"

"Stupid!"

"Beautiful!"

"What?"

Duke blushed. "Um, unbearable?"

"Yeah, RIGHT!" Joey shouted from the side lines. 

"Get out, Wheeler," Duke snapped. The heck? First off, how did Joey get here? Secondly, THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?????

Joey snickered, shouted, "Maybe you should tell her, Duke!" and left.

What was that about? 

Duke hopped down from the dueling platform, gesturing for me to do the same. I did, hesitantly. Okay, Y/n, keep it cool, I thought. Don't let him know about the secret crush you may or may not have on him!!!!!!!! (Duke: *winks at reader*      JJ: *nonchalantly ties a rag around his mouth and shoves him into a closet*)

"What are you doing, Duke?" I asked out loud. Why did you call me beautiful?  Was the question in my mind.

Duke started towards me, calmly and steadily. "Nothing for you to be concerned about, Y/n."

My Yami self, (your middle name or any name) piped up, Uh oh. What is he doing?!?! Then, If he kisses you, will you switch wi-

Can it, (Yami self name). 

Duke suddenly shoved me up against the railing, one hand on my shoulder, the other arm around my waist. "Having a little conversation with your Yami self? Care to tell me what you were talking about?"

I gulped as his lips brushed my ear. Little help here! I thought. 

Turn your head so he 'accidentally' kisses you.

No!

I'm out of options.

Duke pulled back so he was towering over me. "Has it occurred to you that, out of all the fangirls I have, I may adore someone else?"

I held still, waiting. When he didn't speak, I asked, "Who?"

Duke chuckled again. "You, silly. Duh!"

HE LIKES YOU! SHALALALALALA MY OH MY LOOKS LIKE Y/N'S TOO SHY  SHE AIN'T GONNA, KISS DEVLIN!

To prove (Yami-self name) wrong, I stood up on my tiptoes and kissed Duke gently, wrapping my arms around his neck. When I pulled away, he followed me, still lost in the kiss. 

I felt myself fall to the ground, still kissing Duke. 

SO THIS IS LOVE, OOOOOOHHHH, SO THIS IS LOVE, SO THIS IS WHAT MAKES LIFE-

CAN THE DISNEY REFERENCES!!!!!!!!

Finally, Duke pulled me into an empty closet, and we stayed there for who-knows-how-long.

JJ: FINALLY DONE!!!

Duke: Yesssss that was awesome, especially for the last part. Jackie-girl left so much up to the imagination...

Aly: *slaps Duke upside the head*

Ari (Aly's Yami self): *does the same*

Duke: Ow...

Chloe: Dirty-minded nutshell.....

Charlie (Chloe's Yami self): Yeah!

Jaqueline (JJ's Yami self): Yup!

Chloe: Ok everyone, bye! Next is Ryou! 

Everyone: BAI!!!