This is the last page in my second random book.
Because it's the last page, have a bunch of incorrect quotes bc everyone loves those:
Edward Elric when he sees a tall person or he's drunk, probably: You think you're better than me because your tall?!
"Whoa, congrats man, you're tall! Wow, that's incredible!"
What, do you want a trophy for being tall?! You wanna...we should just give trophies to tall things and every tree or building will have a trophy! That make sense?!
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"I don't know why people keep asking if I remember things. I don't."
-Benjamin/Wrench
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Boyf riends: *chillaxing in hottub*
BMC fandom: Two bros, chillin' in a hottub, five feet apart 'cause tHEY'RE NOT GAY!
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Princey/Roman: *trying a new approach on insulting Virgil/Anxiety* you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair!
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*After Pulitzer found out about Katherine's article making the front page*
Hannah: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a nine letter word....for disappointment.
Pulitzer: KATHERINE.
Hannah: It fits.
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Bob Newby, driving: Road work ahead? Uhm, yeah, I sure hope it does!
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Rin: *tells Mephisto that he's going to be a exorcist*
Mephisto: *laughs hard, then realizes that Rin is Sirius*
Mephisto: Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.
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"NO ONE INSULTS TURTLES!"
-John Laurens at some point
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That's all I'm going to do for incorrect quotes in this random book.
Okay, now for the dreaded self promo:
If you want more incorrect quotes, Sh!tposts, rants, OC X Canon stuff, vents, Gachaverse/studio stuff and me being a goof, my third actual random book is out!
So if you liked the stupidness in this book, go check out part three of this random book series!
If you didn't, well, haters gonna hate, I laugh 'cause you skate, 'cause I ate your mama's-
"-WHAT THE H*LL?! WHAT THE H*LL?! WHAT THE H*LL-"
(Yes I just did a pewdiepie reference)
Anyway, I'm going to go listen to 'We Think We Know You' by Bo Burnham a thousand times before posting on the third random book!
Seeya, second random book-!
YOU ARE READING
Actual random book: part two
RandomAyyyy the second part where you read about the non-boring version of my life so far! (Contains sh!tposts and incorrect quotes) Edit: lol you probably won't read this bc of the cover
