*phone rings*
Act 2 Davey:*picks it up and listens for a few seconds* I'm sorry, the old Davey can't come to the phone right now...why? Oh, because he's dead!
YOU ARE READING
Actual random book: part two
RandomAyyyy the second part where you read about the non-boring version of my life so far! (Contains sh!tposts and incorrect quotes) Edit: lol you probably won't read this bc of the cover
Act 2 Davey Jacobs in a nutshell(incorrect quote)
*phone rings*
Act 2 Davey:*picks it up and listens for a few seconds* I'm sorry, the old Davey can't come to the phone right now...why? Oh, because he's dead!
