Real life people: all people on the Internet are old rude perverts just trying to get information out of you! Stay away!
Me: *has loads of Internet frens who are middle school or high school aged that don't try to seek personal info and are actually really cool people*
Me:...
Me:...nOW LISTEN HEERE-
YOU ARE READING
Actual random book: part two
RandomAyyyy the second part where you read about the non-boring version of my life so far! (Contains sh!tposts and incorrect quotes) Edit: lol you probably won't read this bc of the cover
