Legend of sleepy hallow:
(Role: the witch gym teacher)
WHY IS LIPSTICK SO D*MN WEIRD-
Pinocchio:
(Role: Little girl in toy store)
Nobody likes my donkey kick...?
Zombeo and Juliet:
(Role: Sam, Juliet's cousin)
Yay, I got a minor role! Fifteen li-wait, why are you handing me 'a midsummers nights dream'...?
Peter Pan:
(Role: Flint the pirate)
DO A BARREL ROLL!
Wizard of oz:
(Role: a tree)
Join drama, they said. You'd get the role you auditioned for, they said.
Once upon a mattress:
(Role: lady in waiting)
AcK- stop trying to make me stand out, I don't want to stand out-
NOT THE D*MN LIPSTICK AGAIN!
Why does my costume feel like I'm wearing a tight corset? Agh!
I can't do 'the Spanish panic' for my life! Yey!
Pirates of Penzance:
(Role: A Pirate. I named my pirate character Pete-)
AW YEAH, SWORD ACTION AND COMPLICATED WORDS!
A PARADOX, A PARADOX, THE MOST INGENIUS PARADOX-
Poor pirate Pete, he's scared of fans and my Fren who's a daughter attaccs him with a fan-
Yeah, these were all really fun to do-
(I don't mean that sarcastically-)
YOU ARE READING
Actual random book: part two
RandomAyyyy the second part where you read about the non-boring version of my life so far! (Contains sh!tposts and incorrect quotes) Edit: lol you probably won't read this bc of the cover
