THIS IS WHY I RARELY GO OUTSIDE

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TW: MY NICE DEMEANOR IS GONE WITH THE WIND WITH THIS PAGE

I'm not going to bother with the Thomas sanders "STORYTIME" this time...

Sooooo I was walking on the deck in my nightshirt(since I just finished breakfast) when all of a sudden, I hear a buzzing noise. Thinking it was a hornet(since I'm scared of those) I ran inside the house, suddenly feeling something sting my neck/throat area. Seeing it was a bug, I pried it off, but it stung my finger in process while it flew off. My finger got swollen and my throat hurt like hell from the sting(still does) because I get the best allergic reactions to bug bites. I complained about it while my brother made fun of me.
Of course I got mad at him-
Anyway, After I got some anti-bite where the bug stung me, I told my dad the description of the bug, and he told me it was a horsefly. Then my brother teased me by asking about how great my pain tolerance was and I flipped him off. hE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE STUNG BY A BUG BC HE'S NEVER BEEN STUNG BY ONE!

*ahem*

Uh...anyways, that's why I rarely go outside.

(Screw you stingerbugs. Screw. You.)

Ima go succ on a coughdrop so the bug sting will stop making my throat hurtttt-

See ya

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