Ayyyy the second part where you read about the non-boring version of my life so far!
(Contains sh!tposts and incorrect quotes)
Edit: lol you probably won't read this bc of the cover
Today was my last day of work! (NUUU-) That being said, have some job stories!
But before we get into the stories, this page was sponsored by:
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bad pictures of me with a crown I colored that has a newsies reference!
Now onto the stories-!
!Note! = For respect of privacy, the real names of the people in these stories are covered up by other names.
Story 1: It all started with a dance...
It was a hot July day. Me and the girls on the assembly line were putting together tuna sandwiches, but we ran out of tuna. While we waited for one of the many supervisors to get more tuna, Kelsea started doing the backpack kid dance, and Angelia joined in. Meanwhile, me and Hannah tried to do the backpack kid dance, but we failed. Soon, it turned into Angelia and Kelsea doing weird dances. Once the dancing was done, Kelsea hopped on a cart and politely demanded someone to push her around. Hannah did so while Kelsea kept warning her not to hit the fan. Suddenly, we saw a supervisor watching us, making Kelsea hop off the cart. She held her hands in front of her and reasoned, "We were um...bEING PRODUCTIVE-" A few moments later, a random supervisior came in, Telling us that she saw us girls horsing around, and me, who was on banana duty, took a banana and aimed it at the supervisor. "yOU KNOW NOTHING-"
Story 2: RESPECT THE DONUT!
One morning after we(me and co-workers) were done with the assembly line, we took a five minute break because sOMEONE BOUGHT DONUTS FOR US YAYYY- Eventually, everyone finished their donuts. Everyone except me. So, when I had to go back to work, I had half of a chocolate glazed donut dangling from my mouth. And yippy skippy, I had to carry boxes of cereal to the counter so I could count them. I started to carry it, but my donut got in the way, so I had to put it down and try to finish eating it. Angelia peeped in a second later and told me in a nice way that I needed to move the boxes. I internally screamed, 'I.HAVE.A.DONUT.IN.MY.MOUTH!' She didn't respect da donut! Agh! Eventually, I did finish the donut and carry the box to the counter but c'mon! (Pls don't flame Angelia, she's actually a really nice person)
Story 3: Shi-zhu! I'm Trapped!
This happened not too long ago. Now, before I start the story, have a information thing: where I worked, we washed fruit in groups of two-three people, and the washing part was very different from how you wash fruit at home: One emptied the fruit from a heavy crate into a big sink with water, soap and a strainer. The other got bags, cut them and put them in the crate. The other or another person carries the crate over to the sink while one grabbed most of the fruit, put them in a strainer, and emptied them into the crate. This happens a couple of times, since there's more fruit in a crate than you think. Once that's done, the other or another person ties the bag up, folds the box closed, puts it on the cart, and gets ready to do it all over again, depending on how many crates there are(Usually 4 to 8). And another kind of important info thing: my work had a walk in fridge that stores most of the food and meals. Also, it's hard to open. Anyway, one day, I was washing fruit with Kelsea and Tiana, and I was on bag duty. While I was on bag duty, they asked if I could wheel some crates of apples and stock them in the walk in fridge. I told them yes, finishing putting the bag in it's crate, then wheeling the apples to the walk in. I wheeled the cart inside, starting to stock the apples. When I picked one of the crates up, I never realized how heavy the crates were. The crates were so heavy that I rage quitted them. ~But that isn't important to the story~ After I rage quitted the apples, I tried to open the walk in door so I could be free, since the walk in is flippin' cold. Surprise surprise, It wouldn't open. So I tried to open it a couple more times. No avail. So, I started pounding on the door while trying to open it in between, as well as murmur-shouting, 'Helpme-' And because it was that time of month, my hormones almost made me pull almost what was Jack Kelly's meltdown in 'Newsies' during 'Santa Fe' while I was trying to get out. A few moments later, when I thought all hope was lost, a supervisor opened the door from the other side and saved me. Later on in the day, when I was about to do a delivery, my boss walks in. She goes up to a couple of supervisors and says, "I heard Katelyn got locked in the walk in." Sh!t. "Yeah, she did." "Eh, that's Alright. I got locked in the walk in freezer once a couple years back. I had to break the door down to get out, Haha." Phew. No yellin' or lecturin' or anythin'. My boss wasn't that person tho so I probably shouldn't have typed that-
Story 4: Spork attack!
One warm morning, I was doing a assembly line, when suddenly, I got bored and curious. I decided to look behind me and while that happened, Kelsea snuck up behind Tiana and told Tiana to keep quiet. While my back was turned, Kelsea threw a Spork that was supposed to hit me, but instead, landed on the counterspace in front of me. I looked at it with confusion before I looked back up to see Tiana laughing like she was about to pass out, Kelsea laughing with her as well. Kelsea said that it was supposed to hit me while still laughing, while I still gave her a confused look.
And those are some first job stories-
I'm thinking of doing some more moments from my first job but as musical characters-