Actual random book: part two

Newsies + Katherine ruin the crayon song(big incorrect quote)

(Lol this isn't really a funny incorrect quote-)
(Alternative title: Why the newsies really fear Spot)
(I gotta stop posting newsies non-stop in this book-)

Les:
Hello kids, I'm the color red and I brought my friends to teach you about them! They're the colors of all the things you see, and red is me, THE COLOR OF AWESOME THINGS! Like hearts, and roses, and Mars! But most importantly...

Les:
Love, love, love, love, love!/
Spot: Blood, Blood, Blood, Blood, Blood!

All:
hooray-

Specs:
Hi I'm orange like mac n cheese, let's name other orange things now if you please! We've got pumpkins and tigers and the desert sand-

Spot:
PERSCRIPTION BOTTLES-

Specs:
Monarch butterflies/ Spot: PERSCRIPTION BOTTLES!

Specs: -are your orange friends! La la la la
Cheese!/Spot: PILLS-

All: hooray-

Specs:
What are you doing?

Spot:
What I was born to do.

Katherine:
As you can probably guess/Spot: JAUDANCE!

Katherine: -Yellow's pretty fun! You can find it on the bus or the rays of the sun!/Spot: JAUDANCEE!

Katherine: If you ask me, yellow's number one!/Spot: LIVER FAILURE.

Katherine:
If you like yellow and sour/Spot: JAUDANCE!

Katherine: -Then try a lemon!

All: JAUDANCE!

Katherine: DANG IT!

Benjamin/Wrench: I once ate a bug that was the color green, but the E.R said it was a poisonous thing? So that explains why I threw up green, and inside that green there was chunks of green! I bet you wished you haven't listened to green!

All:
Hooray-

Henry:
Why didn't you change that one?

Spot:
I liked that verse.

Henry:
The ocean is a place where many creatures/Spot: NIGHTMARES.

Henry:
-live, it's the deep blue sea—

Spot: —AND IT WILL KILL YOU TO DEATH! Especially if you're on titanic, let that sink in! Pun intended.

Benjamin/Wrench in the backround: Hooray!

Jack:
Don't blow this for us, man! C'mon!
Purple is the color of many pwetty things, from a lilac's-

[Spot soaks Jack. The newsies watch in fear]

Henry: Dude!

Benjamin/Wrench in the backround: *forgetting what's going on* hooray!

Crutchie:
I guess it's my turn, there are brown things like dirt. I uh, can't remember the words...please don't hurt...me...

[Spot soaks Crutchie while the newsies watch in fear]
[Spot then starts chasing Davey]

Davey: WHITE THINGS INCLUDE-

Spot: -All broken bones~

Davey: AND DOVES AND PAPER-

Spot: and rabies foam!

Davey: ThERe'S IVoRyYyYy!

Spot: Worth a lot of money! If you want to buy some then email me!

Benjamin/Wrench: *still forgetting what's going on* hooray!

Spot: Black is the color of emptyness, I feel it in my soul because I'm a EMOTIONAL MESS!

Jack:
*somehow alive*
*angry yelling as he kicks Spot down to the ground*
Take care of the body! Shove him up a kid's nose or somethin'-!

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#RolemodelJack-

I just realized that the Delancy's should've been the black crayon instead of Spot-

Oh welp-