(Alternative title: How Yukio really blamed Rin for Shiro's death.)
(Also, I altered it some-)Mephisto: So, do you recognize any of these men and women?
Yukio: I was in the bathroom so I didn't see their face but...I heard them. They were singing along to the music that was playing.
Mephisto: do you remember what they were singing?
Yukio: I think it was the song, 'I want it that way'?
Mephisto: Backstreet boys, I'm familiar. Number one, can you please sing the opening to 'I want it that way'?
Shima: Really? Okay.
You are~ my fire~Mephisto: Number two, keep it going.
Konekomaru: The one...desire...
Mephisto: Number three.
Bon: Believe...when I say,
Mephisto: Number four!
Shiemi: I want it that way!
Mephisto: TELL ME WHY!
All four exwires: Ain't nothing but a heartache...
Mephisto: TELL ME WHY-AI!
All four exwires: Ain't nothing but a mistake...
Mephisto: Now number five!
Rin: I NEVER want to hear ya say-ay~!
Mephisto: WOO!
All five exwires: I want it that way!
Mephisto: *blown away sigh* Chills, literal chills.
Yukio: It was number five. Number five killed my father.
Mephisto: Oh my god I forgot about that part-

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RandomAyyyy the second part where you read about the non-boring version of my life so far! (Contains sh!tposts and incorrect quotes) Edit: lol you probably won't read this bc of the cover