*Benjamin/Wrench is holding a random cat*
*random newsie notices*
Random Newsie: Kitty, get down!
Benjamin/Wrench: *pats cat* so cute...
Random Newsie: Wrench, you'se allergic.
Benjamin/Wrench: I'se don't care...
Random Newsie: you'se are gonna be sufferin' later!
Benjamin/Wrench: it's adorable and soft...
Random Newsie: WHY DO YOU'SE DO DIS TA YOURSELF?!
Benjamin/Wrench: I'se accept death.
YOU ARE READING
Actual random book: part two
RandomAyyyy the second part where you read about the non-boring version of my life so far! (Contains sh!tposts and incorrect quotes) Edit: lol you probably won't read this bc of the cover
