Me: ahh...my salt lamp is making me tired...better hit the hay.
Brain: oka-WAIT. I CAME UP WITH THE BEST IDEA.
Me: *sigh* what is it...?
Brain: POST A PAGE IN ONE OF YOUR RP BOOKS.
Me:...okay,uh...what would i-
Brain: A JOINS B IN A BATHTUB AND THEY HAVE SMOOT. WE NEED TO POST IT NOW.
Me: I can't, I'm tired! Can I just post that later?
Brain: alright, fine.
Me: Thank y-
Brain: but until then...SUFFER.
Me wait wha-And that's what kept me up most of the night-
True story-

YOU ARE READING
Actual random book: part two
RandomAyyyy the second part where you read about the non-boring version of my life so far! (Contains sh!tposts and incorrect quotes) Edit: lol you probably won't read this bc of the cover