So
My family got this speaker thing for my dad-
And it has a microphone that you can connect to it. This is what happened:
Brother: *has microphone* *weird voice* quack quackkkkkk
Me: *laughing* Can I have it?
Brother: *gives me mic**sings* From bottle alley to the haborah, Dere's easy pickin's gaurenteed. Try any banker, bum, or barbah, they almost all' knows how ta read!
Brother: -_- *probably thinking* ugh. Not one of those stupid gay musicals combined with her annoying singing voice.
Me: it's a crooked game we're playin' one we'll never lose! Long as-
Brother: *turns volume way down so only people by the speaker can hear it*
Me: *stops singing* BROTHER!
Brother: What, I'm just putting it at the best volume~
Me: *just continues singing*
Me: *thinking* I'll throw newspapers in your face if you shush me again, Pulitzer the second-
YOU ARE READING
Actual random book: part two
RandomAyyyy the second part where you read about the non-boring version of my life so far! (Contains sh!tposts and incorrect quotes) Edit: lol you probably won't read this bc of the cover
