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!NOTE! = SOME OOCNESS?
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*Stranger things main trio + Nancy and Jonathan visits London*
Dustin: I can't believe we're all at hogwarts!
Nancy: No, that's Buckingham palace...
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*How Quinn keeps losing his boyf's and girlf's*
Quinn's(20th Ex)boyf/girlf: You made me watch all 8 Harry Potter movies! I don't even like Harry Potter!
Quinn: that's insane! You love Harry Potter! You've seen all 8 movies!
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Rin Okumura: Whenever Shiemi asks me for the Latin names for any of our plants, I just give her the name of rappers.
*Rin glances to his left, where he sees some of Shiemi's plants growing*
Rin Okumura: Those ludacrises are coming in great.
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*Wrench/Benjamin stands in front of Crutchie*
Wrench/Benjamin: I'm going to tell you all of my secrets.
I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks.
I didn't sell my last car, I just forgot where I parked it.
I don't know who Al Gore is and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.
When they say 2% milk, i don't know what the other 98% is.
When I was a baby, my head was so big that scientists did experiments on me.
I once threw beer at a swan and it attacked my cousin, Rebecca.
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Alexander Hamilton: I've only slept nine hours over the past four days, so I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
*Alexander bites something that looks like a bagel*
Alexander Hamilton: this isn't a bagel.
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Jack Kelly: Katherine, you're like a angel without wings.
Katherine Plumber: So like a person.
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Wrench/Benjamin most of time(as well as if he hung out with Racetrack more often):
Wrench/Benjamin: I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well.
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After Quinn has binged read the Harry Potter series for the hundredth time:
Quinn:...I have to get ready for the chamber of secrets!
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Part 2 coming soon maybe?
YOU ARE READING
Actual random book: part two
RandomAyyyy the second part where you read about the non-boring version of my life so far! (Contains sh!tposts and incorrect quotes) Edit: lol you probably won't read this bc of the cover
