Actual random book: part two

UYSLESS SMOL RANT-

(Haha history puns)

OKAY-
SO-

I SEE EVERYONE COMPLAIN ABOUT THE AIR THING AT THE EYE DOCTORS. AND WHILE I HAVEN'T HAD THAT TREATMENT BEFORE AT THE EYE DOCTORS, LEMME JUST SAY:

...Eyedrops are worse.

For people who don't go to the eye doctor, let me recap:
After you are faced with eyecharts, watching a toy tiger(what the fricc-), and watching the same finding nemo scene you watched last visit, you'd think you'd be done but nohohohoho! Instead, a armada of nurses comes in, armed with a liquid from the very depths of hell itself: Eye drops. One of them reclines the once comfterble chair you're sitting in for easy access, and you think that it isn't going to be that bad until they push down and make your eyes uncomfterable wide open. Oh yeah, if you make one smol innocent hand movement, non-threatening or not, one of the nurses or your parent or whoever is with you pins you down roughly to the chair so you can't escape. Anyway, they put three drops in each eye. It feels like Jack Frost somehow got hit with something and is now half-good, half-evil. Basically; hurts like hell and cold as hell.
To take your mind off of it, you rap Hamilton to yourself in a fast jumble, whimpering and whining in between when the Eyedrops get in your eyes.
After the drops are in, you go to the waiting room, where your eyes are more frozen than Anna becoming a ice statue while saving Elsa. Oh, also, you can't read sh!t, and you have to be in the waiting room for a HOUR. I repeat, ONE FLIPPIN' HOUR OF BEING BLIND-

And you ask yourself,
"Why can't I go home?"
And the eye doctors reply with,
"Because we're delta airlines, and life is a kucfing nightmare~!"

After the hour is over and you're tested...aGAIN, you're free to go home. You bet that you're going to make your favorite food tonight to keep in mind that you survived, you bad*** warrior.

NOW TELL ME THAT THAT IS WORSE THEN GETTING AIR BLOWN INTO YOUR EYE-