"Oof"
"Hello, you have time to talk about our great lord and savior Jesus Christ?"
"THEY CAN JUMP! THEY'RE BREATH OF THE WILD LINK NOW WOAH-"
"BOINGA"
"We are siamese if you please~"
"Imagine a T-Rex with a gun. *sounds of struggling* Pew pew!"
"Imagine if someone edited this scene with roblox sound effects."
"It's like a metal concert. RAWR! BLEH!"
Bonus:
*during the credits scene**JP theme plays*
Brother: *sings* what are thooose what are thooose what thoo-oh-oh-oose
Me: *sings at the same time as brother* holy effing shit, it's a dinosaur, Jesus Christ, what the eff?!
YOU ARE READING
Actual random book: part two
RandomAyyyy the second part where you read about the non-boring version of my life so far! (Contains sh!tposts and incorrect quotes) Edit: lol you probably won't read this bc of the cover
