Actual random book: part two

My room is offically a bug magnet.

*THOMAS SANDERS VOICE* STORYTIME!

Okay, all throughout my life, I've been a bug buffet. Everytime I walked outside, I would always get bitten or stung by a bug(though me being a bug buffet has decreased some). However, my room had to attract more bugs to it.
A lot of times I'm in there, I find a spider or another bug on the ceiling, which makes it impossible for me to kill the bug.
Anyway, let me tell you a story that happened a few minutes ago. I just got up in my room, when all of a sudden, I noticed a spider on the ceiling. I grabbed a tissue, throwing it at the ceiling in a attempt to kill it, because even though I'm Andrew Keenan Bolger's height, I still can't frigging reach ceilings. After throwing the tissue at the spider that's alive and crawling around roughly twenty times, I decided to call for my brother to help, since he's a inch taller than me. He told me to wake up our old man, I told him that I didn't want to wake our old man up, then he said that I should just get a flyswatter, and I did that- while having my toothbrush dangle from my mouth.
Anyway, I hit the spider with the swatter, the spider falling onto my bed. I yelped and tried to grab it with a tissue, but the tissue landed them a few inches away from their original spot. Eventually, I got the spider in the tissue and threw it away, going to the bathroom to finish brushing my teeth. Once that was done, I went back to my room, thinking that I was safe and sound...until I saw another big fly around near one of my windows. I shouted "AH COME ON!". My brother laughed from that comment, since he knew I had to face another bug. So I went downstairs and got the swatter again, trying to kill the fast bug. It landed on the swatter, then I lost it.
I just hope it got killed...