(This is going to be in sectionals since the original video is almost six minutes long)
(Going to cut some of it too)
(TW: Long, some OOCness)
(Reminder that if this big giant incorrect quote made fun of a newsie, it didn't mean to. This is just all in good fun.)
(Alternate titles: Why Snyder made the refuge, Jack are you okay, and Les are you okay)
(Okie I'll shut up now-)
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Jack: I'd be a lot better if I studied more growing up, y'know? But you know the day it went wrong was the day they started the spelling bee. 'Cause up until that day I was a idiot but no one knew, y'know? Spelling bee day popped up-
*flashback*
Teacher! Snyder: alright kids, up against a wall. Time for public humiliation.
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Elmer: I wasn't even close! I was using numbers n STUFF-
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Jack: I admired that kid who spelled wrong on purpose just to get out y'know? He knew he wasn't going to win so I'd stand there for three hours. First round-
*flashback*
Race: Cat. K-A-T, I'm outta here.
(Jack: and as he passed you-)
Race: haha I know there's two T's!
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Teacher! Snyder: Jack, what's the I before E rule?
Jack: uh...I before E...always.
Teacher! Snyder: What are you, a idiot Jack?
Random newsie: Apparently!
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Teacher! Snyder: Jack, how do you make a word a plural?
Jack: You put a S. You put a S at the end of it.
Teacher! Snyder: When?
Jack: *sighs* ON WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS-
Teacher! Snyder: no Jack no. Lemme show you.
(Jack: So he calls on this kid who knows everything; Davey.)
Teacher! Snyder: Davey! What is the plural for Ox?
Davey: Oxen. The farmer used his oxen.
Teacher!Snyder: Jack.
Jack: *stiffiling laughter* what?
Teacher!Snyder: Jack, what is the plural for Box?
Jack: Boxen. I bought two Boxen of donuts-
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Teacher!Snyder: what is the plural for MOOSE?!
Jack: MOOSEN! I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN!
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Teacher!Snyder: Jack, you're a imbecile!
Jack: IMBECILEN!
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*now onto science fairs*
Jack: your head would prop off your pillow: 'oh no. That's due today. Had nine months to work on it and did nothing out of a cardboard box. A Boxen.'
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Jack: Crutchie had a volcano. Crutchie didn't know how to zip up his own pants but he made a volcano.
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(Jack: so he went to this one kid in my class, had the same solar system for nineteen years in a row. Bunch of styrofoam balls stuck together now with coathangers. He's going-)
Les: THE BIG YELLOW ONE'S THE SUN! THE YELLOW ONE'S THE SUN!
Teacher! Snyder: okay, what are these other planet-
Les: -THE BIG YELLOW ONE'S THE SUN!
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Actual random book: part two
RandomAyyyy the second part where you read about the non-boring version of my life so far! (Contains sh!tposts and incorrect quotes) Edit: lol you probably won't read this bc of the cover
