Actual random book: part two

The best drunk RP i was ever in.

*Thomas sanders voice* STORYTIME!

*keep in mind, the Characters in this RP were all young adults/adults*

*also, LENGTHYYYY*

Hamino, fall of 2017. I joined a public RP/group chat, where the summary was that it was modern AU and Hamilton's birthday, and all of his friends and enemies were invited to his party. Eventually, what was talking and hanging out turned to King George slapping people's faces out of boredom, as well as mostly everyone there getting drunk off their rockers. While Hamilton got drunk and cried"My son!" As drunk King George gave him a piggyback ride, Theodosia jr(the character I was roleplaying) was talking to Angelica, when suddenly, Theodosia got drunk because someone poured a bunch of alcohol down her throat. Theodosia then latched to Angelica's arm, saying that she loved her, and Angelica said that Theo doesn't mean that. Theo started to pat Angelica's hair, saying that it's soft, like a Sheepy, then started to nom on it. "You taste delicious, Sheepy..." Theo slurred, Angelica looking at Theo with a confused look. "Thanks? I use conditioner?" Angelica replied, taking a sip of her drink and becoming drunk.
"Yeah...coconut conditioner..."
"Does this mean you're secretly a delicious coconut Sheepy?"
Angelica looked at Theo with a 'W H A T' look before starting to think.
"You know what, I've never actually thought of that! Maybe I A M-"
Theo then continued to call Angelica a delicious coconut Sheepy, and Angelica got torn between if she was delicious or a sheep. Eventually, Angelica cries, because she thinks that people will harvest her wool. Theo drunkily hugs her, raising a fist in the air and saying that she'll protect Angelica if they do, causing Angelica to stop crying and pick up Theo, spinning her around while Theo drunkily sang the lyrics to 'I believe I can fly'. Angelica drops her, apologizing before Theo gets up and stumbles, looking at Angelica with amazement because: 'there are two delicious coconut sheepy's'. Angelica points a knife at her skin, thinking nothing can hurt her. Theo gasps and asks why Angelica is sheering her wool. 'Wait, I'm sheering my wool?' Angelica thinks as Theo pins Angelica down, trying and struggling to take the knife away. Once Theo got the knife out of Angelica's grasp, she hugs Angelica, sobbing because she just saved Angelica from 'sheering her wool'. Angelica replies with: 'your hair smells like mangos'. Theo pulls away, asking Angelica if she's the mango overlord. Angelica tells her yes before passing out. Theo gets up and stumbles around, saying: "haha! I'm the mango overlord! I rule you all and delicious coconut Sheepy is my wife! I rule you all..." Then she passes out.

(Also, Drunk Alex called Drunk King George a 'sexy flag'-)

And that's the story of the best drunk RP I've ever RPed.

Thank you and goodnight/goodafternoon/goodmorning.