Wrench: Where is my Wrench?
Wrench's Husbando/wife: what?
Wrench: Where is my Wrench?!
Wrench's husbando/wife: I put it away.
Wrench: Where???
Wrench's husbando/wife: why do you need to know...?
Wrench: I need it!
Wrench's husbando/wife: uh-uh. Don't you think about runnin' off and fixing things and helping the newsies again. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Wrench: Crutchie/other newsie is in danger!
Wrench's husbando/wife: my evening is in danger!
Wrench: Tell me where my Wrench is! We are talking about the greater good!
Wrench's husbando/wife: I'm your wife/husband! I'm the greatest good you're going to get!
YOU ARE READING
Actual random book: part two
RandomAyyyy the second part where you read about the non-boring version of my life so far! (Contains sh!tposts and incorrect quotes) Edit: lol you probably won't read this bc of the cover
