Eariler today, there was a piece of chocolate cake in our fridge and a note saying,"Don't eat me". Now, there's an empty place in the fridge and a note saying,"Don't tell me what to do"

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Mmmm chocolate.
Eariler today, there was a piece of chocolate cake in our fridge and a note saying,"Don't eat me". Now, there's an empty place in the fridge and a note saying,"Don't tell me what to do"