On my way home today, on the bus, this guy kept telling this one girl jokes and I wished he would just stop because when she laughs, NO! When she cackles like a fucking wich, I feel nauseated.
Like...just stop. Please.
I don't want to have to slug you..

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Crazy Randomness
HumorI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...