Mom: you got a 75 on your biology test?! Give me your iphone and ipad, right now.
Me: ugh you just wanna destroy me.
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Me: Mom, Newton got a 26 on his math test.
Mom: Divine, leave him alone. He's only a child.
He is freaking 9!
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Crazy Randomness
HumorI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...
