So here's the deal. There's this awesome body lotion called Xtra white, skin lightening cream.
IT'S TOO FREAKING AMAZING!
Not only does it give you an even tone, it protects you fron UV rays because it's partly sunscreen. Your skin will be looking oh so smooth and you'll smell magnificent. Trust me. It's made in England but if ibgot it in Africa, it should be all over the world!
I should be an advertising personnel or whatever. It's my calling.
Okay well my mother's my calling so I'll ttyl.
And no, they did not touch my laptop.
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