So yeah, periods be like:
Hey gurl,
I wanna thank you for not being preggers and I'm gonna reward you with a few drops of blood....well not a few but A LOT. Now this will go on for about 5 days but you deserve it, girly.
Also, you're gonna get a huge special on cramps. Yup, good old cramps. But you know the best part, you'll be emotional! Like cryin' all the time and cursin' all the time.
The levels are different for everyone but they range from 'oooooh is that blood' to 'ring the bells! Sound the alarms! I think my hymen just broke'. Depens on...idk.
But you get to eat sugar and use me as an excuse to not work. So enjoy looking like hell for a few days.
Again, you deserve it.
Your period.
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