My best friend and I aren't talking anymore.
Why?
She showed me her new black nail polish and I called it dark purple.
The verbal fight escalated from here.

YOU ARE READING
Crazy Randomness
HumorI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...
BFF breakdown.
My best friend and I aren't talking anymore.
Why?
She showed me her new black nail polish and I called it dark purple.
The verbal fight escalated from here.