Whenever i'm using my hands to wash, i twitch. Idek why.
Like, I'm washing the dishes as punishment and soon enough, I feel an itch on my head. I can't scratch it because my hands are soapy. Then when I rinse my hands, the itch is gone!
My hands are soapy, there's an itch. I rinse them, it's gone. Weird to the freaking max!
I may have a problem..meh, I have thousands of them so what's one more, right?

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HumorI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...