Girlies, get a grip! The ratio of boys to girls on wattpad are like 1:1000. So what? Geez.
Girls be like
Hey, @the_only_boy WELCOME TO WATTPAD!!! I PM'D YOU FIRST DIDN'T I?! WATEVA. FEEL FREE TO PM ME ANYTIME AND ANYTHING! ;))
WE CAN EVEN HAVE PHONE SEX OR WATEVA. I'M NOT RUSHING YOU BUT JUST HURRY BEFORE MY SISTER HACKS MY ACCOUNT.
Barf. Barf times a hundred! Like be serious ladies. These are just normal boys. Not Kendall fucking Schmidt. Not Zayn stinkin' Malik. JUST NORMAL BOYS!
Don't lose your heads, or worse your virginities by fantasizing over their hot profile pics. How do you know that cute hunk is even them?!
I've got my bae but I'm not saying this from a taken girl's perspective.
So girlfriend, shape up or else...
Peace out and french fries for everyone.
P.S. I'm still looking for Pegasus...
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Crazy Randomness
MizahI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...
