Me: hey elli
Elizabeth: hey.
Me: what are you doing?
Elizabeth: I'm reading a story on wattpad.
Me: oh okay.
*silence*
Elizabeth: it's about this girl, Ivory. Well she li-
Me: I didn't ask.
Elizabeth: ...oh
Elizabeth: *shrugs* I'm telling you anyway. So she likes this guy, Peter and-
Me: -_-
Happens all the f*¢{¡^g time.
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Crazy Randomness
HumorI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...
