He who drinks, gets drunk.
He who gets drunk, falls asleep.
He who falls asleep does not sin.
He who does not sin goes to heaven.
So let us all drink...
...and go to heaven.
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HumorI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...
