My bae said he's too cool for wattpad.
I stared at him for a while before saying," just because we're going out, doesn't mean you should place yourself above me. Wattpad is my life and you better freaking respect it"
He stared back then replied, " I don't think we should date anymore"
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JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha he didn't end it. As if he could.
Who would dump this hot set of fillet mignon?
Yes, I am hungry. Byee.

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Crazy Randomness
HumorI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...