New bag, biaches!

I've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think. An update everyday for now since the first term is gonna be over in two days!

Could life get any better?
And yes, Life, that is a challenge.