This actually happened. I just remembered it now XD
Me: I hate you
Ex: you hate me? Why?
Me: you've got a big ego.
Ex: lol I do?
Me: yes. It's as big as a mountain.
Ex: oh really?
Me: yes. And every time were together, you always manage to show your stupid ego.
Ex: lol what?
Me: I'm serious! It's too big and im worried about that.
Ex: lmao! Divine, read the whole conversation again.
Me: I read it. So?
Ex: okay replace "ego" with "dick" because that's what I did.
Me: *_*
Me: you're an idiot.
Ex: lol yeah. An idiot with a big "ego"
Me: ugh!
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HumorI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...
