Girl: Hey, what would you do if we broke up?
Guy: I'd go out with my ex.
Girl: oh...now that I see how much this relationship means to you, we're done -_-
Guy: Okay. Do you want to go out?
Girl: go out with your ex, douche!
Guy: You are my ex :)

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HumorI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...