Me trying to open faulty locker.
Look, would you please open? I'm already tired and late for class. I just need the textbook. Just...please open. Huh, locker?
*tries again but it doesn't open*
You're such a bitchy scrappy piece of metal. You know what? I'm gonna change you and get a new fresh locker if you don't step up your game.
*tries again but it doesn't budge*
UGH! YOU'RE SO ANNOYING. OPEN YOU MOTHERF*CKER! FINE, BITCH! BE THAT WAY!
*walks off, feeling lots of gazes on my back*
Omg, you guessed it! I am cray cray.
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Crazy Randomness
HumorI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...
