London bridge is falling down, falling down, fall-
Wait...the bridge is falling?! They should probably fix it and fast.
Quick Matilda, get Bob the builder on the line.

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Crazy Randomness
HumorI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...
London bridge.
London bridge is falling down, falling down, fall-
Wait...the bridge is falling?! They should probably fix it and fast.
Quick Matilda, get Bob the builder on the line.