Me: let's go kill Mr. Jahsmight (English teacher)
Sarah: what?
Me: let's kill the English teacher. I didn't do my homework. If he's dead he-
Sarah: stop
Me: but -
Sarah: NO! Just....stop. *puts head on table and goes to sleep*

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HumorI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...