Me: you stupid
Person : no I'm not
Me: what's 9+10?
Person: hang on. The molecular theory of numbers may fluctuate between the range of 0 to infinity so the definite vulgarity of adding two numbers may cause-
Me: shit I take it back. Just stop!

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Crazy Randomness
HumorI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...