Crazy Randomness

LMFAO!!! my original note.

A teenage girl left this note on her pillow. Her dad went into her room and when he found it he started reading,

Dear Dad,

I've decided that I no longer need to attend school since all my grades are F's and I have no money to make fake one's for you anymore.

This must be bad news for you to take but there's more so hold your shit together. My best friend, Judy died yesterday and it was because I stabbed her to death 18 times with an interval of 3 seconds after every 6 stabs. Yes, I sold my soul to satan. I'm not sorry. The bitch shouldn't have slept with my boyfriend after I slept with hers.

On a happier note, my boyfriend asked me to run away with him. I said yes, obviously. But don't worry, he has enough money to sustain us from selling his drugs. I only sniff one bag per night but he has A LOT. He really knows how to make me feel good, he's just the right man for me. And why not? He is 57 years old.

I just hope nothing happens to my baby. I found out yesterday before I ran away. But I still use protection during my job as a commercial sex worker (aka prostitute) but a 15 year old expectant mother should do what's best for her child. Therefore, I quit drinking this second. After this shot, I promise.

Love you,

Your daughter.

P.S. happy April 1st dad. I'm in the neighbors house till you cool off.

BTW, I made this by myself. If you want to use it, ask first. Kisses.

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