My father is so weird.
He sleeps with the light off but when you switch it on, he wakes up. I found out this morning. I took a flashlight in there so I could turn the wifi on. He woke up and said I should get out. I ran out but later, when I checked that he was snoring, I went in again with the flashlight and my quiet slippers. He still woke up and told me to get out. Not before I switched on the wifi though.
So yeah, I won and he lost. But he scared the shit out of me the first time.
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Crazy Randomness
HumorI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...
