Me: hey Sarah, what would you do if Zach Effron walked in right now?
Sarah: omg I'd just faint. Then come to and quickly touch him.
Me: haha and if he paid you to suck his dick, would you do I?
Sarah: What are you saying? I'd be the one paying him to let me suck his dick.
Me:...lol
A real conversation I had. She's madly in love with Zach Effron. Me? I'm in love with.
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Lasagne!
Haha.
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Crazy Randomness
HumorI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...
