I watched Dora The Explorer since I was 7. She could find .mountains, chocolate rivers and princes hidden behind talking doors.
I still can't find my shoes -_-

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HumorI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...
Dora is no help.
I watched Dora The Explorer since I was 7. She could find .mountains, chocolate rivers and princes hidden behind talking doors.
I still can't find my shoes -_-