Me: Hey Santa, I want a Unicorn?
Santa: Be realistic child.
Me: Fine! I want a boyfriend.
Santa:...
Santa: What size do you want your Unicorn?
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Crazy Randomness
HumorI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...
