Sometimes people come up to me and I don't want to talk to them because my phone is more interesting. Then they start telling me that I'm boring. Seriously? It's not like you juggled blindfolded buddy. A conversation is a two way thing.
For instance:-
Angela: hey divine.
Me: Hey.
(Sadly, I didn't bring my phone)
Angela: so what's up?
Me: not much, really.
*silence*
*crickets*
Angela: you know you're really boring.
Me: huh?
Angela: I'm sure you'd be boring in bed.
Me: O.O
She just walks away. Leaving me there. WTF?!
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Crazy Randomness
HumorI've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think...
